I have a love-hate relationship with airplanes. The 'love' part is fairly straightforward, so let's get that over with right away...
I love airplanes because they get me from where I am to where I want to be in a relatively quick and easy way, in a straight line from A to B, across the C.
There you go. I told you it was fairly straightforward.
What I hate about airplanes is pretty much everything else.