Watch this clip for the new Mike Myers film and answer the questions below. Have you seen this movie? Do you want to see it? The reviews that I read said that it is terrible! You decide!
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Guru: When I was a child in India growing up in the tiny village of Harenmahkeester, I found a voiceover machine. Which I still use to the day..oh! I am his holiness the Guru Pitka
Voiceover: On June 20th the world's greatest authority on relationships is coming here.
Jessica Alba: So Guru, enlighten us.
Guru: Fait is a joke and as I once read on a wall in a truck-stop bathroom, 'The joke is in your hands.' Oh my God, I just got that!
Voiceover: He was an American raised in India...
Ben Kingsley: Why do you want to join the Tugginmypuda Ashram?
Guru: So girls will like me, then I will like myself.
Voiceover: ...who has learned the ways of love.
Guru: If you follow my method, you’ll get your wife back.
Voiceover: From Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment, you can doubt his methods...
Jessica Alba: Guru, please, what is your plan?
Guru: I...(hits head) a little help, please?...OK
Voiceover:...but you can't argue with his results.
Jessica Alba: Damn!
Second woman: Damn!
Justin Timberlake: Damn
Guru: Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
Voiceover: Mike Myers...
Guru: I'd like to thank the Academy. Wow, these things are heavy.
Verne Troyer (coach): Put me down, jackass.
Guru: OK
Voiceover: The Love Guru. June 20th.
The Guru was raised in ___.
The Guru says ___ is a joke?
The Guru originally comes from?
What is the guru helping the man to do?
'You can't argue with his results' means...?
When the Guru picks up the little man he....
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