Movie Lesson - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Transcript

Sarah: Peter, as you know, I love you.

Peter: Are you breaking up with me?

Sarah: We’re leading different lives. It’s like your standing on the dock and I’m in the lake.

Peter: Sarah, I swear to God, I’ll jump in the lake like a merman.

Sarah: Do you wanna to put some clothes on?

Peter: Would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in?

TV Reporter: Sexy crime fighter Sarah Marshall has been spotted cosying up to singer and notorious lothario Aldous Snow.

Peter: She’s dating somebody and until I do the same thing, I’m going to feel like I wanna die

Peter: I think that went really well.

Woman in bed: Are you crying?

Peter: I had sex with this woman who I barely even know. I’m really scared that I have an STD, Doc.

Doctor: Peter, I’m a pediatrician. Have you noticed you’re sitting on a fire truck?

Peter: Everywhere I look I’m reminded of her.

Friend: Why don’t you go on a vacation?]

Peter: I could go to Hawaii.

Greeter: Welcome to Turtle Bay

Receptionist: … and enjoy your stay.

Sarah: Peter! What are you doing here?

Peter: Came here to murder you!

Peter: This is a disaster!

Peter’s Friend: Go someplace else.

Peter: I’m not leaving here. It’ll look like I’m running away.

Peter’s Friend: Wait. Why are you whispering? You’re not following them, are you?

Peter: Oh, God!

Peter’s friend: Get out of there! Go to your room!

Peter: It was the only room available.

Peter: I’d like to grab some dinner, please.

Waiter: Is your girlfriend joining you?

Peter: No.

Waiter: You’re just by yourself? Do you want, like, a magazine or something? It’s gonna be boring. I just would be so depressed.

Aldous Snow: Oi! Oi! Why don’t you come over and sit with us?

Peter: Did you see her boyfriend? He is ridiculous!

Waiter: Mr. Snow, I brought you my demo. That’s me; I’m all five members of the band.

Aldous Snow: Er, come on, you’ve got to go now.

Announcer: This spring…

Female Friend: You’re out of your head. It’s really nice out here. Are you going to jump or what?

Peter: I’ll jump.

Announcer:...Uiversal pictures presents…

Peter: Oh, hey, you’re welcome to join us obviously, if you like.

Sarah: Ok

Aldous Snow: We wouldn’t dream of…What?

Female Friend: This is awkward.

Aldous Snow: A bit more awkward now.

Announcer: …a comedy…

Fat man: You need a hug. Come here.

Announcer: …about getting left behind.

Surfer: You need to get back on that board.

Guy on beach: Oh wow! You got coral on your leg!

Aldous Snow: Can you get it out of my leg please, hotelman?

Hotelman: You sound like you’re from London.

Announcer: Coming out ahead.

Liz: I think it’s good you’re getting out there.

Peter: I think you need to move a tiny bit further way from the microphone …no closer…now a little further…closer

Liz: And then..?

Peter’s Friend: Oh, I know what you are doing. You stop that.

Announcer: Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Peter: That’s a nice necklace, Liz.

Liz: Thank you

Peter: Did you have that a second ago?

Peter’s friend: Oh, that’s gross!