Forgetting Sarah Marshall Transcript
Sarah: Peter, as you know, I love you.
Peter: Are you breaking up with me?
Sarah: We’re leading different lives. It’s like your standing on the dock and I’m in the lake.
Peter: Sarah, I swear to God, I’ll jump in the lake like a merman.
Sarah: Do you wanna to put some clothes on?
Peter: Would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in?
TV Reporter: Sexy crime fighter Sarah Marshall has been spotted cosying up to singer and notorious lothario Aldous Snow.
Peter: She’s dating somebody and until I do the same thing, I’m going to feel like I wanna die
Peter: I think that went really well.
Woman in bed: Are you crying?
Peter: I had sex with this woman who I barely even know. I’m really scared that I have an STD, Doc.
Doctor: Peter, I’m a pediatrician. Have you noticed you’re sitting on a fire truck?
Peter: Everywhere I look I’m reminded of her.
Friend: Why don’t you go on a vacation?]
Peter: I could go to Hawaii.
Greeter: Welcome to Turtle Bay
Receptionist: … and enjoy your stay.
Sarah: Peter! What are you doing here?
Peter: Came here to murder you!
Peter: This is a disaster!
Peter’s Friend: Go someplace else.
Peter: I’m not leaving here. It’ll look like I’m running away.
Peter’s Friend: Wait. Why are you whispering? You’re not following them, are you?
Peter: Oh, God!
Peter’s friend: Get out of there! Go to your room!
Peter: It was the only room available.
Peter: I’d like to grab some dinner, please.
Waiter: Is your girlfriend joining you?
Peter: No.
Waiter: You’re just by yourself? Do you want, like, a magazine or something? It’s gonna be boring. I just would be so depressed.
Aldous Snow: Oi! Oi! Why don’t you come over and sit with us?
Peter: Did you see her boyfriend? He is ridiculous!
Waiter: Mr. Snow, I brought you my demo. That’s me; I’m all five members of the band.
Aldous Snow: Er, come on, you’ve got to go now.
Announcer: This spring…
Female Friend: You’re out of your head. It’s really nice out here. Are you going to jump or what?
Peter: I’ll jump.
Announcer:...Uiversal pictures presents…
Peter: Oh, hey, you’re welcome to join us obviously, if you like.
Sarah: Ok
Aldous Snow: We wouldn’t dream of…What?
Female Friend: This is awkward.
Aldous Snow: A bit more awkward now.
Announcer: …a comedy…
Fat man: You need a hug. Come here.
Announcer: …about getting left behind.
Surfer: You need to get back on that board.
Guy on beach: Oh wow! You got coral on your leg!
Aldous Snow: Can you get it out of my leg please, hotelman?
Hotelman: You sound like you’re from London.
Announcer: Coming out ahead.
Liz: I think it’s good you’re getting out there.
Peter: I think you need to move a tiny bit further way from the microphone …no closer…now a little further…closer
Liz: And then..?
Peter’s Friend: Oh, I know what you are doing. You stop that.
Announcer: Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Peter: That’s a nice necklace, Liz.
Liz: Thank you
Peter: Did you have that a second ago?
Peter’s friend: Oh, that’s gross!
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